Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
Q. What did the astronomer’s friends do after he didn’t win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
And it was about time.