Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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Q. What did the astronomer’s friends do after he didn’t win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
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A. It was full!
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.