Cowboy Dog
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
More Jokes
A cowboy’s best friend
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Bird dating
What did the flamingo post on her dating profile?
Relationship issues
What did the wild cat couple yell during their argument?
Koala Bear
What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
When a pony has a sore throat
Do you have water? I’m a little horse.
Alpaca Outing
Want to go on a picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What do sea lions say when they hear a bad joke?
That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
