Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
A; He was hooked on trees his whole life
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Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley.
a deeply religious
time that each of us
observes, in his own way, by going to the
mall of his choice.
Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: The ghost of Christmas passed
Q: Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
A: Spruce Springsteen
Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
A. Crisp Pringles!
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.