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What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
Whale hello there!
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
What is every goat’s favorite Haddaway song?
Stand back, or I’ll beat you with my bear hands!
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
I didn’t do it on porpoise.
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke?
A: That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!