Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
A. Too close for comfort food.
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Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session.