Knock! Knock!Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet Evening.—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Howl.Howl who?Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
Eysore do love you!
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?