Knock! Knock!Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
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Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
R2-D2, of course.