Mustang Price
Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can af-Ford.
More Jokes
What’s The Best Thing…
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
What Kind Of Exercise Do Lazy People Do?
Q: What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
A: Diddly-squats.
Submitted by Valerie Lunt, Mesa, Arizona
The Definition of Fame
Three guys are talking about what constitutes fame. The first guy defines it as being invited to the White House for a chat with the president.
“Nah,” says the second guy. “Real fame would be if the red phone rang when you were there, … Read More
A Loan for a Loner
A hermit leaves the solitude of his rural home and ventures into town for the first time in his life to try to get a loan.
Inside the bank, he tells the manager, “I want to borrow $10,000 to build a bathroom in my house.”
“I don… Read More
Reading The Fifth
I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …”
Demetri Martin
Hey, Break a Leg!
Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.—Contributed by Adam Joshua Smargon
When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
anonymous
