Mild, Mild West
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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More Jokes
How Many Sheep…
Q: How many sheep does it take to make one sweater?
A: Depends how well they can knit.
2 Fast
Q: What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race?
A: 2 Fast 4 U!
The Dyslexic Devil Worshiper
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
Solve for XX
Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
A: Because you should never drink and derive.
Lean Forward
Q: Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
Green Thumb?
Q: Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole?
A: That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why Did The Chicken Go to…
Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance?
A: To get to the other side.
