What Kind of Coat…
Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A: A coat of paint.
More Jokes
Crossword Puzzle Answers You’d Never get Right:
• Star of Gravity (Newton)
• You say potato, I say __(carbsmakemefat)
• Turned water into wine (ernestandjulio)
• Number of wheels on an 18-wheeler (goingtoofasttocount)
• Etsy, Russian (nyetsy)
Source: Esquire
A Cell Phone Wedding
Did you hear about the cell phones that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.
Peter Serafinowicz, on Denial
There’s no “I” in denial.
Peter Serafinowicz
A chilling realization
As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.
Adam Joshua Smargon, Newark, Delaware
The Anxious Poodle
Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m nervous as a cat.”
Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”
Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
A Long-Winded Limerick
A crafty young bard named McMahon,
Whose poetry never would scan,
Once said, with a pause,
“It’s probably because
I’m always trying to cram as many extra syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”
Source: extremelysmart.com
Weekly Poker Game
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Eriksson, and Francisco Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.