Q. I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?
A. A hole!
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Q. What starts with “e,” ends with “e,” and contains one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q. Why is an island like the letter T?
A. They’re both in the middle of water!
Q. A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn’t get hurt at all. How is this possible?
A. She fell off the bottom step!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: The Post Office!
Q. I’m the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I?
A. An elephant’s shadow!
Q: A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?
A: He’s playing Monopoly.
What does December have that other months don’t have?
The letter D.
A: I hear invoices!
Stephen Pickering, Marshall, Michigan