Negative Nancy
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”
More Jokes
The Great Divide
We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
Minty Fresh
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
A. Experi-mints!
Sodium Sass
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
A. Na.
Floating Away
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
We Never Want This Rain to Go Away
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
He Has a Point
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
On the Verge of Stardom
Q. What did the astronomer’s friends do after he didn’t win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
