Park in Space
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”