Lunar Humor
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
More Jokes
Speedy Travel
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
I Hear the Drinks are Out of This World
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
We Never Want This Rain to Go Away
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Periodic Pun
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Weather Or Not, Here I Come
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
A: TWISTER
It’s All Relative
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
And it was about time.
Moon Mishap
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
