Park in Space
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
More Jokes
Out of this world
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
He Has a Point
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
Planetary Party
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Ice, Ice Baby
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
We Never Want This Rain to Go Away
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Shroom Humor
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
(Credit: nothingstacethesame on tumblr)
Neutral Territory
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
