Planetary Party
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
More Jokes
Out Of This World Learning
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Surprise!
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
A: OMg
Speedy Travel
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Elementary Fun
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
A: Periodically
Negative Nancy
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”
Park in Space
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
We Never Want This Rain to Go Away
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!