Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Did you hear about the new e-reader? Reader’s Digest and
Amazon created software that will condense books when you download them. It’s called the Dwindle.
—Kristin Maurer, Evansville, Indiana
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Q: How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
A: Put it in a man bun.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.