Anyone who thinks women talk too much has never sat through a six-hour Super Bowl pregame show.
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What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
Our hometown baseball team is called the Possums. They get killed on the road.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
The star of Cake Boss was
arrested for DWI. Police interrogated him for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.
Comedian Joe Toplyn
Always weird to meet your stunt double. It’s like looking into a mirror where the other you took care of yourself.
The worst-tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.
“I have a beard.” —a bald-faced liar