Q. There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now?
A. Two, of course!
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Q. What starts with “e,” ends with “e,” and contains one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q: Why is the letter A the most like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has?
A: Baby pandas!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: The Post Office!
Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Q: Why was the chef embarrassed?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A: A coat of paint.