The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn't in it.
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Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch!
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.