The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn't in it.
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Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!