The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn't in it.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!
Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch!
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q. Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on the way to school?
A. The Crossing Gourd!
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.