Q: What do you call a witch who lives on a beach?
A: A sand-witch
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Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Q. Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on the way to school?
A. The Crossing Gourd!
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: “Spook when you’re spooken to.”
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.