Q: What do you call a witch who lives on a beach?
A: A sand-witch
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I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.