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Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator