Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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What do you always get on your birthday?
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.
Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if you’re still young enough to remember it.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
A: Your age.