Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.