Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
What does a clam do on his birthday?
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off.
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.