Hurricane Vision
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
More Jokes
Horse vs Rain
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Thermometer Love
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
Don’t Knock the Weather.
Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation.
Kin Hubbard
Queen’s Rain
Q: What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
King’s Rain
Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!
Una LaMarche on Spring Fashion
No, I’m not walking on string-cheese stilts. These are just my first bare legs of the season.
@sassycurmudgeon (Una LaMarche)
Winter Punderland
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
Phil Noyes, Yakima, Washington
