How Hot Was It?
It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.
Comedian Matt Wohlfarth
More Jokes
Horses and Weather
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Spring Jokes – Silly About Spring
Laugh winter woes away with one of these witty springtime snippets!
Tornado Cow
Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A: Udder disaster!
Una LaMarche on Spring Fashion
No, I’m not walking on string-cheese stilts. These are just my first bare legs of the season.
@sassycurmudgeon (Una LaMarche)
Eye of the Hurricane
Q: How does a hurricane see?
A: With its eye.
Foggy LA
Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
A: UCLA!
Weather Money
Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather.
