Raindrop Convo
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
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Lightning Love
Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
A: You’re shocking!
Mexico Weather
Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.
Rain Feast
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs
A Mountain’s Favorite Candy
What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
Other Emergency
Our family took shelter in the basement after hearing a tornado warning. My husband told everyone to stay put while he got his cell phone out of the car, in case the lines went dead. He didn’t return for the longest time, so I went looking … Read More
The Lying Snowman
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snowman’s lunch
What do snowmen eat for lunch?