Queen’s Rain
Q: What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
More Jokes
Lew Schneider on Sunblock
We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.
Lew Schneider
Lightening dates
Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A Mountain’s Favorite Candy
What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
Horse vs Rain
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Eye of the Hurricane
Q: How does a hurricane see?
A: With its eye.
Hurricane Vision
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Thermometer Love
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
