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Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
Want to go on a picnic?
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke?
A: That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegally?
A: “Just waiting for the bus because my car got toad.”
That’s very hippo-critical.
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
Why do seals swim in salt water?