What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Become more interesting every week!
Get our Read Up newsletter
Thanks! You're on our list.
And your life's about to get more interesting.
What is the musical part of a snake?
What is Beethoven doing now?
Q: Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
A: Too much sax and violins.
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A: A-flat minor
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs.
A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.