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What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
Q: Which musical genre makes balloons terrified?
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
Q: Why was the math book depressed?
A: Because it had so many problems.