Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
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Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose.
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander
Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno