Q. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?
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Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: The ghost of Christmas passed
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Q. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A. A pineapple!
By Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.
Q. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A. Santa Klutz!
For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweater with a bull’s-eye on the back.
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
A: Santa’s shadow!
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?