Past Christmas’
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present’s beneath them.
More Jokes
Elf Cars
Q: What cars do elves drive?
A: A toyYoda.
Waiting
My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the Mass to start, he turned to her and asked, "What time does Jesus get here?"
When the Sleigh’s in the Shop
Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Santa on the Brain
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
Good Luck Getting Grumpy to Make Toys
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
Oh Deer
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!
Santa’s True Citizenship
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
