Scrooge, Junior Grade
Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: “Let’s play Christmas. I’ll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I’ll give you away.”
—Contributed by Mrs. Kenneth Labaugh
More Jokes
Cloudy With a Chance Of Reindeer
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
A: Looks like rain, dear!
Limited Knowledge
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year… Read More
The Little Man
A teenager waltzed into our jewelry store to buy a cross for her boyfriend. I showed her a selection, and she pointed to three: "Can I see that one, that one, and the one with the little man on it?" "Oh," I replied. &… Read More
One Day at a Time
While our great-granddaughters were getting ready for bed on Christmas Eve, Molly had a loose tooth that she wanted to pull.
Addison said, “Don’t you dare pull that tooth out tonight because the Tooth Fairy wants to be with her family… Read More
Christmas Alphabet
Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas than any other day?
A: On Christmas, it has Noel.
Rude Reindeer
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: RUDEolph.
Stop the Presses
These holiday “headlines” — concocted by the satirists at the Onion — are completely fabricated. And yet they have the ring of truth.
Coal Now Too Expensive to Put in Christmas Stockings
Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting … Read More