Q. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?
A. Holly-wood!
My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the Christmas pageant. All the third grader had to do was tell Joseph, “There is no room at the inn.”
But during the performance—after Joseph begged for a room for his pregnant wife… Read More
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp Pringles.
Q. What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?
A. “Fleece Navidad”!
Scene: A man applying for credit at a department store.
Clerk: What do you do for a living?
Man: I’m a tree trimmer.
Clerk: What do you do after Christmas?
Ruth Sadeckas, Joelton, Tennessee
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q: What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
A: Present.
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
