I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”
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Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack.
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.
The latest parenting fads,
according to the Onion:
• Couples are waiting to announce their pregnancy until after their child has graduated college and become
a partner in a successful law firm.
• Parents are choosing not to … Read More
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
Some sad news from Australia … the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
I wouldn’t want to fly Virgin. Who’d want to fly an airline that doesn’t go all the way?
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one arm. The man says, “Beer, please, and one for the road.”