Q: Who did Frankenstein's monster bring to prom?
A: His ghoulfriend.
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Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Q: Why is the number six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine!
Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A. No—unless you Count Dracula!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!