This ad in the Bozeman Daily Chronicle was obviously directed toward pet lovers only: "Free to good home, a loving Jack Russell terror dog."
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Q: Where are fish in orbit?
A: In trout-er space
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decide to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together.
The priest begins. “When I found the bear, I read to him from the … Read More
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
Snake 1: Are we poisonous? Snake 2: I don’t know. Why? Snake 1: I just bit my lip.
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: Where do orcas hear music?
At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his … Read More