Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. "You guys have no life."
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Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.