Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. "You guys have no life."
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Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.