Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. "You guys have no life."
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We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Q. What did the astronomer’s friends do after he didn’t win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.