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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye, matey!
The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.