Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
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It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A: A trunk full of gifts.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!