Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
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What do you always get on your birthday?
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A: A trunk full of gifts.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her … Read More
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.