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Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Because it was my brother’s birthday, our mom wanted to do something special. She called his fraternity house and said she wanted to bring a cake. The young man who took the call was very excited. "Hey, Mrs. Schaeffer," he said, &… Read More
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if you’re still young enough to remember it.
Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her … Read More
Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.