Birthdays in Heaven
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Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.
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Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Forget it once!
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.
Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if you’re still young enough to remember it.
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.