I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by.
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Clones are people two.
My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we both skipped lunch, we both hated the vacuum…
How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
How classical maestros also used their batons to stab each other in the back:
•“If he had been making shell
casings during the war, it might
have made for better music.”
Camille Saint-Saëns, on Maurice Ravel
•“Wagner has … Read More
Anyone who’s just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do jazz hands.
Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation.
Here’s some advice: At a job
interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
Comedian Adam Gropman
I never feel more privileged
than when I get angry about a website design.
Comedian Kelly Oxford