Eggxclaimed in the Office
Employee #1: I wouldn’t eat caviar. That’s fish eggs!
Employee #2: I’d try it. After all, I eat chicken eggs.
Employee #3: You eat chicken eggs?!
Three prisoners broke out of their cells and incited a riot. After they were caught, the warden asked why they had revolted.
“Warden,” said one of the men, “we rebelled because the food is awful.”
“I see,” said the warden. “But what did you use to break the bars?”
“The French toast.”