You have a Slim-Fast for breakfast, a Slim-Fast for lunch; then, you eat a "sensible dinner." How sensible are you going to be after eating powder all day?
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My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
Trail mix is just an inconvenient way to eat M&Ms.
I know it’s three meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
D.I.E.T. = Did I Eat That?
I’m on day 2 of a “diet” which means I’m always one minor annoyance away from eating every single person in my office.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Do you call a person who has abandoned their diet a desserter?
I have fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me to the kitchen. That’s why I can’t lose weight.