Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
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Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
When I was born, I was so surprised.
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye, matey!
Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.