Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
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Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.