Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: 'a binge of jokes'?
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Q: What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A: A beer in each hand.
Things just aren’t going to work out between us. It’s not you, it’s me. You are tasteless, boring, and I can’t stop cheating on you.
Q: What do you call a dumb omnivore?
A: A meathead!
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? He sold his soul to seitan!
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
I wish I hated pizza as much as pizza hates me.
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: He went back four seconds.
It’s hard to lose weight when you have an overactive knife and fork.