Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: 'a binge of jokes'?
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Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
A: One if nobody’s looking.
I have removed all the food from the house. It was delicious
Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?
She heard you could get thinner there.
My brain said “crunches” but my stomach auto-corrected it to “cupcakes.”
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback
Diet tip: Your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore.