What do you call a collection of diet jokes?
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Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: 'a binge of jokes'?
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I know it’s three meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?
She heard you could get thinner there.
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying “I ate nachos,” I say “I accidentally ate nachos.”
Every time I start a diet I hear the Mission Impossible theme song in my head.
I’m going to open up a low carb bakery and I’m going to call it No Bun Intended.
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley
Q: What do vegan zombies eat?
What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A desserter.