Is it true that a collection of jokes about dieting can be referred to as: 'a binge of jokes'?
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Diet tip: Your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.
Did you hear about the gourmet who avoids unfashionable restaurants because he doesn’t want to gain weight in the wrong places?
Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!
D.I.E.T. = Did I Eat That?
Definition of Calories: Tiny creatures colonizing your closet. They sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
It’s hard to lose weight when you have an overactive knife and fork.
I’m not fat, but I’m not thin either. I’m at a point where you can definitely tell I like chocolate cake.
I heard Bruce Willis is trying to lose weight. Apparently, he’s trying to “Diet Hard.”