I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories.—@sbellelauren
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Diet tip: Your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.
How do most people curb their appetite? At the drive thru window.
Q: What do vegan zombies eat?
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
I finally heard some good news. I’m not overweight. I’m undertall. What a relief!
The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat too much.
Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar few pounds.