One Day Diet A funny thing with a diet, the second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Have You Heard of the Garlic Diet? You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
How Low Can You Go? I tell people I’m on a low-carb diet. But in reality, I just eat pasta while lying on the floor. Stephen Colbert