No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!
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Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?A little old lady.A little old lady who?I didn’t know you could yodel!
Nana your business who’s there.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Alex.Alex who?Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
A: Gladys, who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Witches.Witches who?Witches the way home?—Contributed by Caroline Joyce