No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!
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Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Carmen let me in already!
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome!
No, to whom.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.