Q: What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
A: You've got to be kitten me!
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Q: What’s the worst kind of cat?
A: A cat-astrophe
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the game?
A: It was a cheetah.
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: A car-pet
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.