Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?
Q. What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane?
Q: What did the gym coach say to the cat?
A: Have you paid your annual fleas?
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote?
A. “Tabby, or not tabby, that is the question.”
Q. What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
A. She called claw enforcement.