Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
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Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A. A bob cat!
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It’s called fur-niture!
Q: What do you call a big pile of cats?
A: A purramid
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Q. What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
A. She called claw enforcement.
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed? She was arrested for littering.