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Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a great day for a party?
A: Because you can party hearty.
Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me!
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” Jim said.
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Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Whale you be mine!
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!
Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you.
Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: You are bee-utiful!