Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!
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Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.
My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
It took a lot of willpower, but I finally gave up dieting.
My snack got lost in my purse, so I guess I’m on a diet now.—@msgweni
I finally heard some good news. I’m not overweight. I’m undertall. What a relief!
Did you hear about the gourmet who avoids unfashionable restaurants because he doesn’t want to gain weight in the wrong places?
I’m going to open up a low carb bakery and I’m going to call it No Bun Intended.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.