Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!
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The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
A: The Dead Sea!
Q: Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?
A: Now stop talking about that and brush your face!