Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!
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Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
A: They’re all size S.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.