Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
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Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A. Hiss and make up.
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
Q: What is a well-read cat’s favorite book?
A: Of Mice and Men
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
You’re not feline well?
Do you need a purramedic?
Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.
Q: What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying?
A: I’m not kitten you.