Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
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Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Q. Which two sodas does a cat like best?
A. Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A: A Furrari.
Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties?
A: The Great Catsby
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
Q: What do you call a big pile of cats?
A: A purramid
Q. Why don’t cats mind when someone copies them?
A. Because imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.