Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
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Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
Q. Why don’t cats mind when someone copies them?
A. Because imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote?
A. “Tabby, or not tabby, that is the question.”
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Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A. Hiss and make up.
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A: A Furrari.
Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy.