Q: What do you say to Santa when he's taking attendance at school?
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Q: How do you lift a frozen car?
A: With a Jack Frost
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q. What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of the school day?
A. Snow and tell.
By Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.
Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his lap.
Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
A: This will sleigh you
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present’s beneath them.
For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweater with a bull’s-eye on the back.
Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?
A: Because they are rain deer.