Q: What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?
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Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe
Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee.
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
Q: How are men like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid