Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They're always getting grounded!
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Soup of the day: Coffee.
Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.
Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe
Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.
Coffee is the most important meal of the day