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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?A little old lady.A little old lady who?I didn’t know you could yodel!
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Eriksson, and Francisco Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare airport in Chicago. Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or “chit.” That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.
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Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
News that her third child was going to be a girl thrilled my cousin, who already had two boys. "My husband wants to call her Sunny," she told me, "and I want to give her Anna as her middle name in memory of my mom." I … Read More
Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: a receding hare-line.