Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
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Q. What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
A. She called claw enforcement.
Live long and pawspurr
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!