Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
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Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy.
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A. A bob cat!
Q. Which two sodas does a cat like best?
A. Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.
No wonder he has such cattitude.
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Q: What is a well-read cat’s favorite book?
A: Of Mice and Men
CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It’s called fur-niture!