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Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom service!