I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a big deal about it. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
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Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral.
I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade … which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake.
Throw him into the mainstream.
Submitted by Jesse Rehn,
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Q. What happened when one cannibal arrived late to the dinner party?
A. The others gave him the cold shoulder.
Canada wants us to remember that it, too, is part of North America. So The Week asked its readers to come up with an eye-catching slogan for our neighbor to the north.
Canada: Where Your Cold Front Begins
Canada: It’s Not Just for … Read More
I gave my friend an elephant to put in his room.
He said, “Thanks.”
I said, “Don’t mention it.”
A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!